This is what you sound like to me right now:
(h/t Tony Arcieri, again)
Regardless of your opinion of Zcash's governance, or of the tweets made by the CEO of the company that produced Zcash, they've been pushing forward the definition of State of the Art for privacy-preserving transactions in a public ledger and zero-knowledge proofs.
But ultimately, I don't care about your cybercash. I care about actual crypto (which stands for "cryptography").